Charlie Nicholas was a sign collector, par excellance. Some of his signs were:
If you can keep your mind while all about you are loosing theirs, it's possible you don't understand the situation. Paul Harvey
The only tool we loan out belongs to out tomcat, because he always brings it back.
Talking about car troubles.......$15 per Hr. Talking about your bill..........$10 per Hr. Talking about your politics.......$5 per Hr. Talking about women....................FREE
Nullo Bastardi Carbarundum
The license plate frame on his Jaguar read:
Egyptian University .....Farouk.U......
The local police made him remove it.
In the lav over the john: We aim to please, YOU aim too, please! Over a framed Playboy Marilyn calander: FREE BATTERY CHARGE On the lav door: Please! Don't leave here pissed! Better pissed off than pissed on! Just Wash yer Damned Hands Anyway!
Charlie's calling card:
Charlie Nicholas Furrin Car Service Department
Jaguar, MG, HRG, Triumph, Morgan, Rolls-Royce Austin-Healey, Sunbeam, Hillman, Bristol Our English Mechanic..........Charlie Nicholas
Porsche, Mercedes Volkswagen, BMW Our German Mechanic...............Karl Niklaus
Ferri, Alfa Romero, Maserati, Lancia, Osca Our Italian Mechanic.............Carlo Niccoli
Citroen, Simca, Talbot, Renault Our French Mechanic...........Charles Nicolles
Volvo, Saab Our Swedish Mechanic.............Carl Nikkolas
Charlie Nicholas was a sign collector, par excellance. Some of his signs were:
If you can keep your mind while all about you are loosing theirs, it's possible you don't understand the situation. Paul Harvey
The only tool we loan out belongs to out tomcat, because he always brings it back.
Talking about car troubles.......$15 per Hr. Talking about your bill..........$10 per Hr. Talking about your politics.......$5 per Hr. Talking about women....................FREE
Nullo Bastardi Carbarundum
The license plate frame on his Jaguar read:
Egyptian University .....Farouk.U......
The local police made him remove it.
In the lav over the john: We aim to please, YOU aim too, please! Over a framed Playboy Marilyn calander: FREE BATTERY CHARGE On the lav door: Please! Don't leave here pissed! Better pissed off than pissed on! Just Wash yer Damned Hands Anyway!
Charlie's calling card:
Charlie Nicholas Furrin Car Service Department
Jaguar, MG, HRG, Triumph, Morgan, Rolls-Royce Austin-Healey, Sunbeam, Hillman, Bristol Our English Mechanic..........Charlie Nicholas
Porsche, Mercedes Volkswagen, BMW Our German Mechanic...............Karl Niklaus
Ferri, Alfa Romero, Maserati, Lancia, Osca Our Italian Mechanic.............Carlo Niccoli
Citroen, Simca, Talbot, Renault Our French Mechanic...........Charles Nicolles
Volvo, Saab Our Swedish Mechanic.............Carl Nikkolas
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