This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.  Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.  

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.  
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.  
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.  

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water.  
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.  
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.  
It's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under . . forever.

You have two options
--you can save the life of G.W.Bush
or
--you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

this joke might make sense if it was clinton who was drowning. on the other hand people on the right would save anyone whereas people on the left would have to check the victims politics first. any wonder they're losing. i thought this was the "funny" joke page not just the joke page. does everything have to be an insult with you people?

If this is what you classify as "Erotic Humor" instead of "Politics", well, I'd hate to have _your_ sex life....

Naw......I would go with a digital SLR

I don't know, but George W drowning might be the ultimate orgasm for some!!