I once interviewed a very attractive woman for a secretarial position. Short skirt and oozing with appeal. When I asked her why she was leaving her current position (working for a psychiatrist, no less), she said, without batting a single eyelash: "Because he's getting married"
A man admitted to his wife that he was looking to hire a new secretary (admin assistant). The wife told him: "You better not hire anyone with sex appeal. Find someone plain-looking. Even better if she's married." "No problem, honey. Can you start on Monday?"
I once interviewed a very attractive woman for a secretarial position. Short skirt and oozing with appeal. When I asked her why she was leaving her current position (working for a psychiatrist, no less), she said, without batting a single eyelash: "Because he's getting married"
So the Secretary received a first complimentary copy of Playboy magazine addressed to the boss along with his other mail. She put a sticky on the cover "the pleasure of being first is yours". The boss returned the note with his comments "When".
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