Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working
in and out
until well creamed. For best results, continue to
knead milk
containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing
bowl and
cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT
overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana
doesn't
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash
utensils carefully before
and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.