While this is interesting and somewhat humorous, it is also a bit outdated.  A billion seconds ago, it was actually 1973.  A billion minutes ago, Jesus had been dead for only 69 years.  Either the ad agency screwed this up, which is very possible (believe me I know, as I'm in advertising) or else the stats were compiled many years ago (of course there is still a mistake there, becasue if it was done when the billion seconds ago was actually 1959, Jesus would still have been dead a billion minutes ago).  Damn, I have way too much free time.