A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire
herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much
will you charge me?"

The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How
about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other
materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she
realize that the porch goes all the way around the
house?"

The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it.
Do you think she's dumb?"

"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the
'dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door
to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over,
so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the
$50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a
Porch, it's a Lexus."