A boy asks his dad what's the difference between hypothetical and reality. So his dad says, "I will give u an example, go upstairs and ask your mom and big sis if they would both fuck the mailman for 500,000 each? "
The boy does it and they both yell, "Hell yes!"
So the dad says, "Son it like this, HYPOTHETICALLY we're millionaires, but in REALITY we're just living with a couple of whores!"