A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair....given that you are
blind....that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah. .
. . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

what do you call a smart blonde?
      a golden retreiver!
why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering wheel?
         she was blowing the horn!!!

what do you call a smart blonde?
      a golden retreiver!
why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering wheel?
         she was blowing the horn!!!