A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms.   I can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house.   A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'

"Carnation Milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul;
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch...
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch."

never let fact get in the way of a good story ..

Why.....thank you, good Reverend.  Wait until YOUR congregation finds out that you were trolling on the Erotic Humor Board.....just looking for a bit of "non-truthfulness"..you took the time to actually point it out for all of us.  You can bet....from now on....I'll be looking to see how truthful everyone is being with their jokes.  (really rolling my eyes now)  Would any of you mind if I did something "spiritual" here...so that Reverend Jones can watch..."Yes, folks....dig deep.  Fill that offering plate up as it comes around."

This is the humor board, not the facts checking board.  Who gives a rats ass if a joke has fact behind it, that is the point of a joke isn't it?

Lighten up Francis, aka Rev.

Toooo cutie

You didn't have to be like that did ya? Smile dude it just small humor that we see you don't have.