A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom: Well dear, a mommy and daddy fall in love and they get married. Then one night they go into their room, kiss, hug and have sex.

(The child begins to look puzzuled).

Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, dear.