an old redneck was raising his semi-retarded boy out in the country..
One day Daddy said :Boy you are gonna be 16 in two weeks and Im gonna take you inta town and get you fucked proper!
But so as you dont look like some hick im gonna get you practiced up....follow me.
With that daddy took junior out into the forest and found a tree with a knot-hole just the right height...
"Junior I want you to fuck this knot-hole once a day for the next 2 weeks!"

OK Daddy..was the reply...

Finally the day of juniors 16 birthday came and daddy true to his word took him into town to the local whore-house,Where junior picked out a girl and disappeared into a room while daddy grabbed a magazine and made himself comfortable.
Shortly thereafter there was screaming coming from the room junior was in with the whore!
Daddy dropped his magazine,ran up-stairs and kicked in the door to find junior plunging a broomstick in and out of the poor whores pussy!

"Junior..what are you dion boy!"
Junior stopped and said "Im just checkin for squirrels daddy!"