> > > For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
> > > We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
> > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
> > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
> > > magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

> > > The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> > >
> > > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
> > > After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
> > > Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name..
> > > She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

> > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> > > childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
> > > The wedding announcement in the ne wspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
> > > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse..

> > > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
> > > He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> > > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct athem.
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Crock O. Schitt