It's a beautiful summer day and Sister Violet and Sister Eason are riding their bicycles home from the local farmers market. Their baskets are full of delicious, fresh produce - swollen, purple eggplants; thick, stiff carrots; plump, juicy melons - and the sun is blazing hot.
With sweat dripping from under her habit, Sister Violet turns to Sister Eason and says, "It's awfully hot, Sister, let's take a shortcut." Sister Eason is no fan of hot summer weather and her lettuce is beginning to wilt in the heat and so, she acquiesces and follows Sister Violet toward a side street. Much to her surprise, this short cut is one of few original cobblestone paths still in use. As their bicycle tires hit the cobblestone way they began to bounce up and down on their stiff, leather bicycle seats. The heavy melons jostle about between the swollen purple eggplants and the thick carrots. They continue on their journey, silently bouncing along, until suddenly, Sister Eason looks over with a particular sparkle in her eye and exclaims, "I've never come this way before!"Sister Violet says "it's the cobblestones." 
Love that you translated this to meme format!!
Why is sex for a guy like riding a bicycle ?
You have to keep on pumping if you want to get anywhere.
That reminds me of an old joke.
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.
Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn't seem to be wearing anything underneath it.
The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat in one quick motion.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Seeing her friend's reaction, Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn't quite reach that far...
I was expecting,
"But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, tripped on the cobblestones and couldn't quite reach that far."
That reminds me of an old joke.
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.
Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn't seem to be wearing anything underneath it.
The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat in one quick motion.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Seeing her friend's reaction, Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn't quite reach that far...