true story,,,

i was on a civie date ( 3rd or 4th time with this one girl ) and we got to talking about sex.

at one point in the conversation we were talking about anal sex.

she said she ONLY does it w/ guys who don't have big dicks.

so the night progresses. dinner, drinks, music. back at my place we end up in bed ( for the first time ). after lots of foreplay i ask if i can fuck her ass. she looks me straight in the eyes and said "yes, i'd love that"

i broke up laughing