Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

LOL, very good indeed. [There is an old scatological riddle whose punline follows that logic.  Maybe i'll post it another time].

As soon as i read "Australian" I was certain that the punchline was going to read "...to provide the sheep with more pleasure during sex."

Both pleased and relieved to be wrong.

Something like 50 years ago, the third study was
done at the University of Warsaw. "Political Correctness" has relocated all the good old Polish jokes. Seems as if the new versions involve either Aussies or Canucks mostly. . .

you're confusing it with the West Virginia study!