Don't assume anything....

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was
talking to the sheep."

LMAO!  I thought this was funny!  

Re: Don't assume anything....

Thanks for this one.