A young rag head kills himself in a suicide bombing and goes to Paradise.  Mohammad meets him at the gates and shows him to his place in Paradise. First thing that first night Thomas Jefferson show up, tells the young rag head to bend over, which the boy does, and the ex-president has his way with him and leaves.  The young rag head thinks, “well it is Paradise, I guess things are just done different here.”

Only a few minutes later James Madison shows up, has the rag head bend over and does the same once again.  Rag head again thinks, ‘it is paradise, I guess things are just a little different here.’

A minute later James Monroe shows up; same routine!  After Monroe leaves, Patrick Henry shows up next, followed by Stephen F. Austin and then General "Stonewall" Jackson, each taking advantage of the rag head’s rear end!  

The rag head is much confused; but then, Mohammed comes walking by once again.  The young rag head ask Mohammed, “This is Paradise, isn’t it?”

“Absolutely,” says Mohammed.

“Well,” ask the young rag head, “when will my 42 virgins start coming by?”

“Fourth-two virgins!” Mohammed laughs,  “Boy, did somebody get a translation mixed up!   Here in Paradise suicide murdering rag heads get visited each night by 42 Virginians!”