Why is it so hard for qomen to find men who are  sensitive,      caring, tender, & good looking?   Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why should a bride always wear white?   Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove & refrigerator.

A brunette, redhead, & a blonde are all in the third grade?   Which one had the biggest boobs?   The blonde because she's 18.

Why does Mike Tyson always cry during sex?   Mace will do that to you.

Why do so many men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?   Because breasts don't have eyes.