We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia.
We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.

Father in Church:  An hour’s pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace.  Any questions?
Someone yelled:  Tell me how do you make it last an hour?

Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity – don’t screw the opportunity!

What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.

What is Female Viagra? ……Jewellery.

An old woman calls the Police department and says:  I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!

Girl:  Excuse me, brother, that’s my seat.
Boy:  OK! But I’m not your brother, my father never f…ed your mom.
Girl:  True, but my father did!

Every married man keeps wondering every evening:  Should I go out and look at what I cannot f**k or….Stay home and f**k what I cannot look at….

Sex and shopping have one thing in common:  In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on and on!

How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!

What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man’s job!!

Shouldn't the punch line be, "True but my father fucked YOUR mom."