A young father and his son were walking through the park when they came upon two dogs who were doing the wild thing.  The young son looked up at his father and asked "What are the dogs doing?"  The young father not wanting to be too graphic tells his young son "their making puppies."

A couple of days later, the young son walks into his parents bedroom while his parents were engaged in the missionary position.  The young son asked his father, "What are you doing?"  The father said "your mother and I are making love and this how you were made."  The young son was a bit puzzeled and ask his father, "can you turn Mommy the other way around cause I want puppies."

-- Modified on 3/21/2002 1:09:00 AM