Four friends, who hadn't seen in other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and, now, he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday!" The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its asset. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday!" "Well, that's terrific!", said the third man. "My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000-square-foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth man returned from the restroom and asked, "What all the congratulations for?" One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?" "My son is gay," replied the fourth man, "and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." "What a shame. What a disappointment," said his three friends. "No, I'm not ashamed," their friend replied. "He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000-square-foot mansion, a brand new jet and atop of the line Mercedes from three of his boyfriends."
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