English Professor Roberts had a reputation of being very precise with regard to the proper use of words. One day after class Susie, one of his female students had remained behind for some private tutoring. As the time went on, Professor Roberts and Susie began to become more comfortable with each other, and sure as you would have it, they reached the point where their clothes were off and they began engaging in sex.

At that moment Dean Warner, the head of the English department happened to be passing by and hearing noises, he looked inside the classroom. When he saw what was going on he entered the room and loudly said “Professor Roberts, I am surprised!”

After a brief moment Professor Roberts looked up and calmly responded “No Dean Warner, you are ‘amazed’. It is Susie and I who are surprised.”