Hello from Grand Junction, CO.  Our first 2-days of traveling was pretty uneventful.  We're now at my 1st-cousin's place.....and stayed with them last night, and tonight (4th & 5th).  We'll leave here tomorrow morning......and continue heading toward the DFW area.  I'm hoping you-all are behaving while I'm gone.

I have to apologize for that last joke....."How Moses got the 10-commandments."  I never anticipated that the management took exception to the joke.  Oh, well......go figure.

OK......here's one that's more toward their liking..!!   Enjoy......Gordon



A new Priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions.  So he asks the older Priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new Priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old Priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The older Priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like "yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand."

The new Priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the older Priest.

The older Priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit, what happened next..??"