A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead
>>bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined
>>the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he discovered the
>>longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the
>>mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously
>>huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with
>>that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The
>>coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first
>>person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you
>>won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she
>>screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"