Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
       



       Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'


         You must now refer to them as


       APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .


       


       And furthermore


       



       HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


       

       1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
       ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


       

       2. She is not 'EASY' - She is


       

       'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


       


       (Loved this one!)


          3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


         'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


       
        4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a


         'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


       
       
       



       5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes


       
       ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


       
       6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a


         ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


       
       
         HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


       

       1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a


       
       'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


       
       

       2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is


       
       ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN..'


       

       3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He


       
       ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


       
       
         4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in


       
       'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


       

       5.. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of


       
       RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


       


       (Loved this one!)


       
       
       6.. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's


       


       'REAR CLEAVAGE.'