alternative dentation: False teeth.

diction: The style of writing and speech imposed upon the world
        by patriarchal white lexicographers.

coself: Gender-neutral replacement for "herself" and "himself",
       recommended by feminist writer Mary Orovan. Example:
       Wilma advised Charlie to go fuck coself.

icthyo-American: A fish who resides in the territorial or inland
                waters of the United States.

negative saver: Nonjudgmental synonym for "spendthrift".

persons presenting themselves as commodity allotments within a
business doctrine: A nonjudgmental substitute for
                  "prostitutes".... Example: "Hey, handsome--if
                  you'll pardon the lookist lingo," said the
                  scantily clad yet culturally sensitive person
                  who was presenting herself as a commodity
                  allotment within a business doctrine, "if
                  you're looking for a good time, I'm the sex
                  care provider for you."

                     PIC terms/PC equivalents

blind: Unseeing; nonsighted; optically challenged; visually
      inconvenienced.

book: Processed tree carcass.

dirty old man: Sexually focussed chronologically gifted individual.

grammar: ethnocentric white patriarchal restructuring of language.

loser: Uniquely-fortuned individual on an alternative career path; person with temporarily unmet objectives.

serial killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.