50th Anniversary Discussion

An older couple was lying in bed after an evening
celebrating their 50th
Wedding Anniversary. The husband
was falling asleep,but the wife was in a
romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand
when we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her
hand for a second and tried to go
back to sleep.

A few moments later she said:
"Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and
settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to
bite me on my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes
and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

He answered, "To get my teeth!"