One afternoon a man says to his wife, "you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting." They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, "I don't want to go in the morning." The husband is furious and replies, "I will give you 3 options; you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job, or we have anal sex." The wife isn't to pleased but realises its one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says, "well, whats it to be?" She isn't pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, "your dick tastes like shit." He replies: "Sure does, the dog didn't want to go either."
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