Our hero is sitting in a bar trying to pick up a girl. Across the bar sits a drunk observing the mans technique.

An attractive woman walks by and he says "Tickle your ass witha feather?" She replies rather shocked "excuse me" he responds rhyming "particularly nice weather" and away she goes.

Our drunk comes up to our hero to figure out what hes up to ..."What are you saaaying to the girrls?"

Our hero tells him, "I say Tickle your ass with a feather? if she responds negatively I rhyme it with particularly nice weather. I'm off the hook, if she responds positively I'm in."

The drunk moves back to his seat to observe.

Along comes an attractive young thing and our hero says "Tickle your ass with a feather?" she turns quickly and says "excuse me" he responds "I said particularly nice weather" she responds with a grin "Thats not what you said" "Come with me big boy"

Our drunk is amazed and is ready to try it for himself. Along comes a woman, our drunk yells out "hey you"... "Shove a feather up your ass?" Her indignant responce "What?" I said "it's Fucking raining out!"