Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a "power beverage" suitable for use as a mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT N' DO.