There was this man who had a pet carrot.
Every day he used to put the leash on the carrot and take it for a walk.
One day, a car came around the corner to sharp and hit the carrot.
The driver called an ambulance and the carrot was rushed to the hospital.
The surgeons worked on the carrot for hours.
Finally, the surgeon came out to talk to the man.
He said to the man, 'I have good news and bad news.  Which would you like to hear first'.
The man said, 'Well give me the good news first'.
The surgeon said, 'Your carrot is going to live'.
The man said, 'That is a big relief, now what is the bad news'.
The surgeon got a real serious lokk on his face and said,
   'Well your carrot is going to be a vegetable for the rest of
    it's life'.