Personal  Problem?

     
   A  Harley Rider walked into a drug store in Waco , Texas and asked to  talk to a male pharmacist.

   The woman he was talking  to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister  owned the store, there were no males employed  there.

   She then asked if she could help him. The  biker said that it was something that he would be much more  comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

   The  female pharmacist assured him that she was completely  professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he  could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level  of professionalism.

   The biker then agreed and began  by saying....... 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a  ..... permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and  severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me  for it.'

   The pharmacist said ...... 'Just a minute,  I'll talk to my sister.'

   When she returned, she said  ....... We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do  is as follows:
   1/3 ownership in the store  ........
   A company pickup truck ........
   Two  home cooked dinners a week .........
   And $3,000 a month  in living  expenses