There once was a man with a permanent erection. Try as he could, he couldn't get it to go down. Finally, he went to his local pharmacy, where he encountered a female pharmacist.

"I'd like to speak to the male pharmacist," he said.

She said, "I'm a professional. I run this pharmacy with my sister, who is also a professional. Anything you can tell a man, you can tell us."

"O.K.," he said. "I have a permanent erection. What can you give me for it?"

"Hmmm," she replied, "I'll go into the back and confer with my sister."

After a minute, she returned to the counter and said, "We'll give you $25,000 and half the business."