After the cabinet meeting, Trump calls in the media and have each member of his cabinet say something about working for him. After the last one, the Mexican head gardener runs in to the room and yells "did you call me" Without waiting for an answer he goes on "sorry I was busy, Melania told me to put the sheets and pillows together as it was a mess. I like working here, I am having the time of my life".
May be I should give credit to references: Most of Melania jokes come from Village Voice, a privately circulated local newsletter in Soho, New York City.
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