The Perfect Dress

The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could
dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents'  nasty divorce.

Her mother Carol finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the
best dressed mother of the bride EVER!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother had
purchased the same dress.

She asked Barbie, her stepmother, to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused,
"Absolutely not!  I'm  going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in
it!"

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear, after
all it's your special day, not hers."

Two weeks later, another dress was finally found for Jennifer's mom.  When
they stopped  for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do
with the first dress?  You don't have any place to wear it."

Carol grinned and  replied, "Of course, I do, dear!  I'm wearing it to the
rehearsal dinner!"