PRESS RELEASE

Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be possible for a
man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to
the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned
stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And Do.