Earlier this year, the American Government
funded a study to see why the Head of a
Penis was bigger than the rest of it. After
one year and $180,000.00 they concluded that
the reason the head was larger than the shaft
was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study France
decided to do their own. After $250,000.00,
and 3 years of research, they concluded that
the reason was to give the woman more pleasure
during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings,
conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and
a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that
it was to keep a man's hand from flying off
and hitting him in the forehead.