A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the  appropriate point in the process, she told him that
he would now need to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily and will use each
time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...



P...

E...

N...

I...

S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH