An oldie but a goodie:  

Pants and  Panties
Mike  was going to be married to Karen
so his Father  sat him down for a little chat.

He said,  'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my  wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my  pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here,  try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are  too big.
I  can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I  wear the pants in
this  family and I always will.'


Ever  since that night, we have
never  had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He  thought that might be a good thing to try.

On  his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to  Karen, 'Here, try these on..'

She tried them  on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit  me.'


Mike  said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this  family
and I  always will. I don't want you to ever forget  that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and  handed them to Mike.She said, 'Here, you try on  mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get  into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And  if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you  never will.'

That's a good one!