A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a
Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

She asked him if was true what they say about men
with big feet.

The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady.Why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she
spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.Blushing, he said,  " Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before."

She told him, "Don't be flattered...take the money
and buy yourself boots that fit."