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I would guess that you're a young, exuberant person...and, once....we all were.  One thing a lot of us older generation have learned....is to be careful about what is said about another person.  All one has to do....is to imagine themselves as a "black woman"......and how this joke would affect you.  I only give you this advice, unsolicited....to help.  And trust me....I've had a ton of people rip me a new a..hole for jokes that they didn't like.  No one is any better than anyone else here.  Like our Bible says...."Let him among you, without sin.....cast the first stone."  And, so it goes.    Gordon

Posted By: chandra28
There are lot of funny jokes about Asians who come to USA and really does not know the slangs and cultural inner meanings and local names that mean something.   Here is a good one:

This Asian guy is crazy about getting it on with a white girl and sees this escort ad that includes "this is 19 year old cinnamon and I am a chocolate that will melt with you in bed".   The guy gets excited and calls her and says he is crazy about seeing her and invites her to his hotel room.    He is drinking beer when the knock on the door is heard.   He opens the door only to see a big black woman staring at him and saying "Hi Honey, I am here".   The guy would not believe it and throws up on her.   She is so mad, she yells at him "I know you said you will be excited to see me but I did not know you come through your mouth"

chandra286539 reads

There are lot of funny jokes about Asians who come to USA and really does not know the slangs and cultural inner meanings and local names that mean something.   Here is a good one:

This Asian guy is crazy about getting it on with a white girl and sees this escort ad that includes "this is 19 year old cinnamon and I am a chocolate that will melt with you in bed".   The guy gets excited and calls her and says he is crazy about seeing her and invites her to his hotel room.    He is drinking beer when the knock on the door is heard.   He opens the door only to see a big black woman staring at him and saying "Hi Honey, I am here".   The guy would not believe it and throws up on her.   She is so mad, she yells at him "I know you said you will be excited to see me but I did not know you come through your mouth"

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NEWBATTERY5721 reads

I would guess that you're a young, exuberant person...and, once....we all were.  One thing a lot of us older generation have learned....is to be careful about what is said about another person.  All one has to do....is to imagine themselves as a "black woman"......and how this joke would affect you.  I only give you this advice, unsolicited....to help.  And trust me....I've had a ton of people rip me a new a..hole for jokes that they didn't like.  No one is any better than anyone else here.  Like our Bible says...."Let him among you, without sin.....cast the first stone."  And, so it goes.    Gordon

Posted By: chandra28
There are lot of funny jokes about Asians who come to USA and really does not know the slangs and cultural inner meanings and local names that mean something.   Here is a good one:

This Asian guy is crazy about getting it on with a white girl and sees this escort ad that includes "this is 19 year old cinnamon and I am a chocolate that will melt with you in bed".   The guy gets excited and calls her and says he is crazy about seeing her and invites her to his hotel room.    He is drinking beer when the knock on the door is heard.   He opens the door only to see a big black woman staring at him and saying "Hi Honey, I am here".   The guy would not believe it and throws up on her.   She is so mad, she yells at him "I know you said you will be excited to see me but I did not know you come through your mouth"

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salemhobbist5459 reads

This board is for fun.  Stop being so sensitive.  This is not a place for political viewpoints.

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chandra285227 reads

I MADE IT CLEAR.  IT IS ONLY A "JOKE".   IT IS MORE ABOUT NOT KNOWING WHAT "CHOCOLATE" MEANS IN THE HOBBYING CIRCLES.   SO, IT IS NOT ABOUT BLACK OR WHITE.

I'M PORTUGESE ASIAN INDIAN MIXED, HAVE WHITE SKIN AND DIRTY BLONDE HAIR.   I LOVE WHITE WOMEN, MOSTLY BLONDES.  IT IS MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE.

-- Modified on 8/30/2010 3:10:34 AM

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dreamcream14581 reads

Ok, tone down the caps young eastern Asian mutt. (By the way, this is a racial joke) (Just to be clear, racial means regarding race and joke means my intention is to incite laughter)

First, the joke wasn't really that good. The payoff really sucked; just my opinion.

Second, don't ever clarify that it is a joke. We're not mentally challenged we know what a joke is. That's like if I'm standing on the free-throw line on a foul and I yell to everybody, "Hey, this is only a free-throw so it only counts for one basket! OK guys?! The rules of basketball state that free-throws are only worth one point for each basket you make."

Thirdly, here's a better joke:

A man walks into a Chinese bar and the bar tender says, "What yoo drink?" The man replies, "Uhh, give me a Stoli with a twist." The Chinese bartender thinks for a minute then goes, "Ok...Once...there were, FO' BAY-A'S!"

Get in, get out, end with a bang.

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