What's the difference between a mistress, a prostitute and a wife?
Assume this is Mish and they all have a view of the ceiling. The first two are at least pretending to be into it (the prostitute hoping for a quicker finish so she can take the $ and move on), but the wife (who also has a view of the ceiling is concentrating on decorating. The additional reference to orange and fashion comment below add to the humor
A mistress says "Slower, slower..." - She's into it and into you and doesn't mind if it take all day.
A prostitute says "faster, faster..." - She's not that into it and not that into you, but is being paid to pretend she is, but would be happy to have it over with.
A wife says "Orange, i'll paint the ceiling orange!" - She so not into it that she is looking at the ceiling and thinking about decorating
Posted By: mrfisher
At least is beats: "I'll paint the ceiling orange."
If anyone has a clue as to what the joke means, I'd be grateful.
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