Limericks

There once was a bank teller named Sonny,
Whose personal habits were quite funny.
Every day without fault,
He'd jerk off in the vault,
Cause he always wanted to cum into money.

There was a young girl named Alice,
Who used a dynamite stick for a phalice.
They found her vagina  
In North Carolina
And parts of her ass in Dallas.

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard  
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over
Her dog took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

There was a filthy young girl named Dot
Who lived on pig shit and snot
When she couldn't get these
She'd scrape the green cheese
Off the inside lips of her twat