A gorgeous English professor told her students no excuse would be accepted for missing the final exam, with the sole exceptions of serious injury, near fatal illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter.

When silence was restored, the professor smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."