A woman was in the hospital undergoing an operation when she had a near death experience. Upon seeing God, she asked him, "Lord, is it my time to die?"  

God said, "Not at all, you still have 40 years, 3 months and 8 days left to live."

She was so happy about this news that after recovering from her operation she decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, a tummy tuck and a few other enhancements.  She even changed the color of her hair.  After her last procedure, she left the hospital and, while attempting to cross the street, was hit by a bus and died.

When she got to heaven, she was so angry that she found God and said to him, "What happened? I thought you told me I had another 40 years to live."

To which God responded, "Oops, sorry.  I didn't recognize you."

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