This Year's First  Bad Christmas Joke







 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the

> pearly gates.

>      "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,

>      "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get

> into

> heaven."

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>      The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

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>      He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

>      "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

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>      The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

>      He shook them and said, "They're bells."

>      Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

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>      The third man started searching desperately through his pockets

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>      and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

>      St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,

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>      "And just what do those symbolize?"

>      The man replied, "These are Carols."

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>      And So The Holiday Season Begins....