A traveling salesman is going to Japan to visit one of the manufacturers that he represents.  This is his first visit to the manufacturer and his first visit to Japan.  He had heard that this company likes to fix up the incoming sales reps with Geisha Girls the night before they do business.  He can't stop thinking about the Geisha girl on the plane.  His plane lands safely and he catches a cab to his hotel.  He gets to his room and upon entering he finds a beautiful Geisha buck naked lying on his bed waiting for him.  He thinks to himself that this is just how he imagined it on the plane.  He gets naked and starts going at it with the Geisha who immediately started moaning OOOOEEEE!  He sticks it in her tight hole a little further and again she moans OOOOEEEE!  He thinks to himself, this is great, just like I imagined, and she is having a good time too.  He starts slamming away all the while she is screaming OOOOEEEE, OOOOEEEE!  He finally finishes up and she gets dressed and leaves.

The next day he is meeting with his Japanese manufacturer and they go golfing.  The Japanese guy gets a hole in one and he tries to think of a Japanese expression for excitement.  He recalls the Geisha screaming OOOOEEEE and thinks to himself that she was pretty excited, maybe I'll try OOOOEEEE.  So he screams OOOOEEEE!  Right then the Japanese guy jumps around and says, What you mean, wrong hole?