This is the story of Onestone, the Indian Brave.  This was his Indian name
> >>given to him because he had only one testicle.
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> >>After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
> >>anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
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> >>The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
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> >>Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
> >>morning, Onestone."
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> >>He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest.  There he
> >>ravaged her all day, he ravaged her all night, he ravaged her all the next
> >>day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
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> >>The word got around that Onestone meant business.  Years went by until a
> >>woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away.
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> >>Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone
> >>and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."
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> >>Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he ravaged
> >>her all day, ravaged her all night, ravaged her all the next day, ravaged
> >>her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
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> >>Ah, so what is the moral of the story you wonder?
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> >> Answer below...............................
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> >>You can't kill two birds with only one stone!!!!