One Wish..
A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation
stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group
and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While
he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

"For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it
be sire?"

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a
job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Allah Ka Zam!" said the genie. "You're a housewife!"