The Indian With One Testicle



There once was an Indian who had only one testicle


and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that


name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.




After years and years of torment, Onestone finally


cracked and said,' If any one calls me Onestone


again I will kill them!'




The word got around and nobody called


him that any more.




Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird


forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He


jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into


the forest where he made love to her all day and


all night. He made love to her all the next day,


until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.




The word got around that Onestone meant what


he promised he would do. Years went by and no


one dared call him by his given name until A woman


named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being


away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was


overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him


and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'




Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,




then he made love to her all day, made love to her all


night, made love to her all the next day, made love to


her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!


Why ???


OH, come on... take a guess !!!



Think about it !!!



You're going to love this !!!
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Everyone knows...
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You can't kill Two Birds with One Stone !!!

Q.What do you call a homosexual indian?

A. A real Brave sucker.


Q. What do you get when you cross an Indian, an Eskimo, and a gay guy?

A. A snow blower that doesn't work.


Q.  What do you call 250 squaws with no boobs at all?

A. That would be the Indian-Nipple-Less 500


Q. What's a 7 course meal on the reservation?

A. A six-pack and a puppy.


Thanks to Williams and Ree for these jokes.